the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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