he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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