You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Randomize