I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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