My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
The Olympian is in my bed
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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