Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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