OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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