He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
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Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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