Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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