we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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