So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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