It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
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