Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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