Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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