My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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