It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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