His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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