you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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