Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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