So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
There's even glitter on my cock...
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