i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
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