You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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