i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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