I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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