so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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