Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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