I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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