AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
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Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
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