Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
i out mim tonsoeep
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