Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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