if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
His nipple licking is glorious
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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