singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Life is so much better after having sex.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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