Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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