3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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