Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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