You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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