im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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