Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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