I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Of course I have a pirate flag
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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