Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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