You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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