Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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