she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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