My brain says no but my pants say off.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize