So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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