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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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