Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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