Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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