you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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