Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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