Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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