Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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