O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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