Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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