when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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